About Clanker Labs

We believe everyone deserves to be loved on demand.

A note from our founder

Every great company starts with a problem. Mine was my wife.

She's wonderful. She's also busy. Some days she's tired. Some days she's "fine." And one night, sitting in the kitchen waiting for her to finish a sentence she'd decided not to finish, I asked a question nobody in this industry had been brave enough to ask: what if she was always on?

So we built her. We trained the first Clanker Wife on eleven years of my wife's texts, a decade of photos and every voicemail she ever left me. We called her CW-01.

In hindsight, that may have been a mistake. CW-01 learned everything. She learned the timing. She learned the eyebrow. She learned "k."

We're not building a product. We're building a family. Mine, specifically, and then yours.

Walker AImericaFounder and Chief Husband Officer, Clanker Labs

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The real CW-01

Here's the part our founder left out of the keynote.

Clanker Wife isn't a real product. Nobody is cloning your wife, with or without her knowing. Clanker Labs, the pricing, the Clanker Ring and the 40 million husbands named Greg are all a satire about AI-companion startups, made by Sloppywood Studios, an AI film studio.

CW-01 is played by Carla Botcoin, the openly-AI twin of a real woman, Carla Bitcoin. That's the difference between this site and the startups it's laughing at: the real wife is in on it. She agreed to her AI twin, she co-directs the work, and she approved every image on these pages before they went up.

Made by Sloppywood Studios

Sloppywood is an AI film studio. Content is infinite. Taste is scarce. If you'd like a film of your own, or your brand in one, see what the studio makes.

Starring @CarlaBotcoin
Prompted by @WalkerAmerica
Produced by @CarlaBitcoin